Dwaaaaaaaayne Wright!

Start spreading the news. Wright has signed with the Bills.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/2007-07-25-1268877772_x.htm

Buffalo still hasn't signed Marshawn Lynch. We say, so what? Wright will outperform him any(damn)way.

The Bills should just overpay to get Posluszny in and lowball Lynch now that they've got Wright. They don't need the shrimp from Berkeley.

The second Wright stepped on the practice field at Fresno State, bigger in a jersey and shorts than some were in half pads, Simpletext projected him as possibly the best running back in school history. Minus the knee injury as a result of a horsecollar tackle (illegal in the NFL), Wright lived up to expectations.

He's got the size and speed of a prototype NFL back. He's got school records galore. And he peeled off college tacklers like they were old Calvin-pissing-on-Ford decals.

We at The Bulldog Bounce conspired to tackle him on campus between classes back in 2003 just to prove it was in the realm of possibility. Let's just say, if anybody sees him on the streets of Buffalo and aims to do the same, try so at your own risk.