Sorry Bozo State...

I know you're in the WAC and all, and it looks good for the conference if we all win our bowl games, but I just can't pull for you. I'm loving every minute of this East Carolina game so far...

I appreciate your support as we get ready to take on Georgia Tech in the Humanitarian Bowl New Year's Eve, but I can't be happy when you win. Not tonight. Not ever. I love one college football team. I loathe the rest. And I REALLY can't stand you.